WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
*history teachers crying*
Buffyverse Characters In Their Hogwarts Houses
this literally gave me chills.
I’ve never hit the reblog button so fast in my life.
i fucking hate tumblr so much seriously
you guys are always like “i want equality!” except gay people are better than straight people and women are better than men and poc are better than white people and trans people are better than cis people
if you claim you want equality, but put someone down because they’re privileged, that doesn’t make you an advocate for equality, it makes you an asshole
Hey guys, Hannah here with a crazy idea that I base my entire life philosophy on, equality is for everyone! And here’s the crazy part, everyone includes the majority! I know, crazy right? That even the privileged deserve that privilege as long as the minority gets it too?
Equality isn’t true equality if only the non-dominant group gets it. We can’t defeat oppression by oppressing the oppressors. Or let’s put this in cliche terms, you can’t fight fire with fire, or an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
Let’s get over ourselves and realize that the only way to achieve equality is by working together. And just remember my 6 word philosophy. Complete Equality is the Human Solution. So let’s be humans and strive toward equality for all.
"I don’t know what’s going to happen on this assignment, and if something bad goes down, I think I’d be pissed at myself if I didn’t say this. I kind of wish something could happen between us. Romantic styles. I know it can’t. ‘Cause you’re with Teddy, and I’m going undercover, and that’s just how it is.”
i hate it when my “friends” just dismiss something i’m really passionate about like “oh you’re talking about that again” like shut up don’t ruin this for me do you know how many times i’ve pretended to care or even genuinely tried to get interested in what you like????? the least you could do is fake it rather than making me feel like a burden
And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?
Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…
Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?
Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.
And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.
And now to conclude with Odin
It’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adopted
- No Comparison
- The Platform
- The Incident in the Library
- But I Do Love You
- That Elusive Aha Moment
- The Juggernaut Factor
- Head Boy
- The Twelve Hours James Did Not Ask Out Lily
- A Wizard Walks Into A Bar
- And Her Hair Was Red
- Once Upon a Goat
- The Waiting Room
- The Early Morning Toast Brigade
- Her Realization
- Under the Bed
- To Outsmart a Nitwit
- That Potter Boy
- Subtle Perspectives
- Last Dance
- Bye, Bye, Goodbye
- The Hogwarts Soft Core Erotica Business
- The Intoxication of the Shrew
- He Wasn’t All Bad
- Conversation in C Minor
- Kiss Booth
- To Live Nobly
- Dung Detention
- Love is blind
- Have you hugged your James Potter today?
- On The Ice